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I always play ‘check-in chicken’ on flights – it works a treat
I now use ‘check-in chicken’ every time I fly with Ryanair or Wizz Air.
A weekly ‘porn night’ helps keep my relationship alive
There was a bright glare from the computer, our movements were off and the subpar porn just made it all feel a bit seedy.
Trump loved Epstein conspiracy theories – now he’s at the heart of one
Let’s remember, Epstein’s story isn’t boring – it’s horrifying.
The Great British Sewing Bee is back – but I miss Kiell Smith-Bynoe
There’s a gaping hole in this year’s series that can’t easily be stitched up.
The two presenters MasterChef must now hire after Gregg Wallace and John Torode debacle
This combo could see MasterChef not only have us caring about the contestants, but about the presenters, too
The first look at the new Harry Potter confirmed my worst fears
I worry for the young soon-to-be stars stepping into their shoes for a rebooted series that no-one was really asking for.
Gregg Wallace is awful – but the BBC has another problem to tackle
Not airing the latest season could close doors for people who have done absolutely nothing wrong.
Women are being denied pleasure by this outdated ‘rule’
I have one rule and it is an easy one: If I want to have sex, I do.
Netflix renew drama watched for 331,000,000 hours – I can’t understand why
Who asked for this?
I’m still mentally scarred by the darkest scene in Doctor Who history
In Children of Earth, kids were fair game, and not just for shock value.
Netanyahu and Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize comments made feel sick
Netanyahu’s very public nomination wasn’t just political theatre, it was an insidious show of power.
We want dignity – our opponents want trans flag road markings banned
We’re talking about a handful of painted lines on a street — not legislation, not policy, not even a billboard.
I always get the ‘heatwave horn’ – it’s the same every summer
With temperatures skyrocketing, my libido has definitely been feeling the effects.
I thought Taskmaster’s best days were behind it – I was completely wrong
I had started to grow concerned that the show may have lost its usual charm… until series 19.
Rachel Reeves’s tears should usher in a new kind of politics
Male tears are sincere. Female tears are a story, a scandal.
The Blind Date reboot already sounds like it’s trying too hard
The premise might sound good – but it doesn’t sound like Blind Date.
Donald Trump’s new ‘Victory’ fragrance needs to come with a warning label
The President is the product. The White House is the shopfront.
I won’t risk my safety by seeing Charli XCX at Glastonbury 2025
Glastonbury needs to realise what it is and who it’s for before someone gets hurt.
I had sex with a man I loathed – and it was incredible
We transformed that fiery feeling of wanting into wanting to be better than the other in bed, which meant we both gave it our all.
Jeff Bezos’s foam party proves all the money in the world can’t buy taste
No amount of money will ever make foam parties fun.
Denis Villeneuve threatens to overshadow the new James Bond – whoever he is
Villeneuve is an excellent filmmaker. But is he right for the new Bond?
If Britain went to war I wouldn’t hesitate to enlist
If darker forces come to our doorstep, the progressive response is not to leave the burden to someone else.
If Britain went to war I wouldn’t hesitate to enlist
If darker forces come to our doorstep, the progressive response is not to leave the burden to someone else.
Trump can’t bomb his way to democracy – it never works
Fear is overruling judgment again.
Glastonbury feels like the safest place in the world to be gay
I’d never seen or heard anything about its queer spaces until I’d been there.