The 39-year-old’s cause of death has been confirmed.

The last thing he said to me was: ‘Love you too’.

I truly believed harming myself was a fair exchange for prominent hip bones and a concave stomach.

These anxieties aren’t going unnoticed by corporations, either – on the contrary, they’re cashing in on them.

‘It’s not about chasing youth, it’s about restoring balance.’

‘I gave myself the hiccups.’

Thankfully, ‘the scrotum is usually spared.’