It was as if I’d slapped him, or stood on the bar and weed in a pint glass.  

The glossy coming-of-age love triangle is back.

The ‘perfect summer treat’ awaits.

The ‘perfect summer treat’ awaits.

While the technical definition of hetero-monogamy is a man and woman in an exclusive relationship, the way I’m using it is slightly different. 

Stylish scandal awaits.

Your summer watch has arrived.

It was as if I’d slapped him, or stood on the bar and weed in a pint glass.  

I instantly decided that I was never seeing him again.

‘You believe in dinosaurs, babe?!’ he said, with a questioning, serious look on his face now.  

I was too caught up in what I thought was the start of a relationship to question why a celebrity would need gift vouchers.