Kategori: So, How Did It Go?
My date showered me with compliments – until I turned down his request
He begged but I politely declined. Then, everything changed.
My date said I had one drink to impress him – so I downed it
It was as if I’d slapped him, or stood on the bar and weed in a pint glass.
I thought my date was too young but I was the immature one
Surely, a 24-year-old wasn’t ready to settle down?
My date saw nothing wrong with him and his mum’s sleeping arrangement
The Oedipus complex was very real.
I never expected my one-night stand to pursue me after our casual fling
For a moment, I considered leaving him as just another ghost of hookups past.
I told my date my sexual preferences and was immediately ghosted
I had hesitated before telling him I was a bottom.
My date said I had one drink to impress him – so I downed it
It was as if I’d slapped him, or stood on the bar and weed in a pint glass.
My date was a terrible kisser – but that wasn’t the worst part
I instantly decided that I was never seeing him again.
The date was going well – until we hit a strip club
We spent half the night huddled over a napkin brainstorming career options over the top of very loud 90s R&B.
He was the perfect man – then I smelled his Guinness farts
It became harder and harder to make small talk.
I’ve been called an undateable ‘red flag’ because of my health condition
Throughout my time on various apps I would try to avoid bringing up the fact I was coeliac.
I thought my date had ordered an Uber – then I got in
My garbled chatter instantly ceased.
My date with a famous rapper ended with his startling dinosaur confession
‘You believe in dinosaurs, babe?!’ he said, with a questioning, serious look on his face now.
I was enjoying shower sex with my date – until he looked down
I turned around and George was looking down at himself and back at me in confusion and disgust.
I went home with my date – then the mummy issues became clear
The Oedipus complex was very real.
I went home with my date – then the mummy issues became clear
The Oedipus complex was very real.
I complained about romance on the radio and bagged myself a date
Our first date ended up happening live on air.
I was taken on pre-date ‘errands’ – by the fourth, I knew I had to run
His first ‘errand’ involved stopping at an enormous house in Kensington and knocking on the door.
I couldn’t wait for our cinema first date – then porn started playing
Suddenly, things turned a little weird.
One date taught me never to go out with hot men
The bartender placed a drink in front of me and said, ‘This one’s on me. You’ll need it.’
I played footsie with a stranger – then we got a hotel room
As the lights went down and the show began, I felt my heart start to race as I sat there in the darkness acutely aware of his every move.